My Top 30 Craziest Hopes for the Super Mario Bros. Movie

We are less than a week away from The Super Mario Bros. Movie, and while there are a lot of details about the movie we know, there are some we don’t know everything, and there definitely still some surprises, so here’s a list of my 35 craziest hopes for the film. Some are realistic, while some are crazy farfetched. Without further ado, let’s-a-go!

#30: The Luma Say a Minor Curse Word

#29: Mario and Luigi Sitting at an NYC Pizzeria

#28: A Luigi’s Mansion Poltergust Scene

#27: The Same Cliffhanger as the Original Mario Movie

#26: Mario and Residents from Tostarena Dancing Like Super Mario Odyssey

#25: Koopa the Quick

#24: Poochy in Yoshi’s Island

#23: DK Actually Throwing a Barrel at Mario

#22: Mario With a Super Hammer

#21: A Fight Scene Played Like an RPG (Paper Mario / Legend of Seven Stars Reference)

#20: Birdo

#19: Rosalina in End-Credit Scene

#18: FLUDD At All

#17: Mario Attacking Bowser As a Pinball

#16: Bowser Jr.

#15: Wario Stealing a Castle or Statue

#14: Bowsette

#13: Weird Mushroom Appearance

#12: Mario Sports Game Reference

#11: Sonic Cameo

#10: A Reference to Hotel Mario

#9: Hidden 8-Bit Luigis

#8: Mario and Luigi Selling Their Own Video Game

#7: Mario On a Slide

#6: A Toad Army Destroying a Koopa Troopa Army

#5: Mushroom City in the Mario Kart Scene

#4: Petey Piranha

#3: Gold and/or Metal Mario

#2: Other Nintendo Characters

#1: Mario About to Die to Bowser Until Waluigi Comes Out of Nowhere To Destroy Bowser While Smash Bros. Music Plays